Trip to Costco

You have probably seen this one before, but it is a still a good laugh !!

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina

dog chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog
and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked

if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant?

So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The food is *nutritionally complete* so it works well

and I was going to try it again.

(I have to mention here that
practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in the hospital,
because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass

and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack

he was laughing so hard.

Costco won't let me shop there anymore.

Better watch what you ask retired people.

They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends......

it will be their Laugh for the day!!!














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