Wisdom "statements expressing an opinion or a general truth"

1. The nicest thing about the future is . . . it always starts tomorrow.

2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his
tail.

3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense
at all.

4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to
become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people
a company can operate without.

8. Why is it at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks.

9. Scratch a cat . . . and you will have a permanent job.

10. No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a
car.

11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.

12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4a.m. -
like, it could be the right number.

13. No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

14. I've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a nap.

15. Be careful about reading the fine print. . . .. there's no way you're going
to like it.

16. The trouble with bucket seats is not everybody has the same size bucket.

17. Do you realize in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies
running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)

18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a
Cadillac than in a Beetle.

19. After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you're probably dead.

20. Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind . . . . and
the ones that mind don't matter.

21. Life isn't tied with a bow . . . . . . . . but it's still a gift.

and most importantly REMEMBER....

"POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS SHOULD BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME
REASON,"
Now that's a big ole Amen, Y'all