Friendship...... Hysterical!!!!! ..... Don't delete!!!!!!!

Friendship ~ None of that Sissy Shit Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute little smiley faces on this ~Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. � When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. � When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. � When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in. � When you are scared~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT. � When you are worried ~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. � When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words. � When you are sick ~ Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. � When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.This is my oath . . . . I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ~ because you are my friend.Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.