No speak the English!

One to give you a laugh!    Enjoy




 NO  Speak English

 A German woman married an American gentleman born in Virginia and  they
 lived happily ever after in his home  town.

 The  poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to
 communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever  she had to shop
 for groceries.

 One  day, she went to the butcher counter and wanted to buy chicken  legs.
 She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in  desperation, clucked
 like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to  show her thighs. Her butcher got
 the message and gave her the  chicken legs.

 Next day she needed to get chicken  breasts, again she didn't know how to
 say it, so she clucked  like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the
 butcher her  breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken
 breasts. On  the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.

 Unable to  find a
 way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the  store.

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What were you  thinking?

 Her  husband speaks English....hellooo!

I  worry about you sometimes!