SMART WIFE

This a true example of when two people really know each other:

Retired Veteran with a very Smart Wife.

Early one morning, an elderly retired veteran just finished a piece of
artwork he had been working on and yelled to his
wife. "Honey! Come see what I created! It's an
abstract panorama, depicting the seven Years of the Obama administration!"

She yelled back, "Flush the toilet, Jim, and come eat your breakfast!"