SHOCKING...JUST SHOCKING.

Michigan State Police announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles,     with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers,     2 tons of heroin,     $12 million in forged bills and a ring of 14 prostitutes,     all in a housing project behind the Detroit Public Library!     Detroit folks were stunned. A community organizer said:              "We be shocked! We never knowed we had a library!"