Monday, February 6, 2017

New Fake News


Caution: Fake News Ahead...
I heard that Atlanta was ahead for a longer period of time so they should be declared the Super Bowl winner irregardless of the final score.
NYT and Washington Post declare Atlanta the winner! Students at Cal Berkley riot in protest!! Reports surface that Soros funded Atlanta cheerleaders. Schumer weeps. Pilosi blames Russians. Washington state judge overturns several referee penalties. People's Republic of California threatens to secede from NFL. Fidel Capernick takes a knee while channeling Buckwheat cosmetology. Hillary blames YouTube video. John Kerry blames Israel. Obama blames Bush and New England fans clinging to their bibles & guns.

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